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  • Mirror Image
    Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little more ...

  • The Grip
    One blonde was painting the ceiling as the other painted the room. more ...

  • New cell phone
    Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry more ...

  • Fishing
    A blonde in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So she packs more ...

  • Hair colour
    There is a blonde driving through the country. She has just died more ...

  • Instructions
    A blonde goes to a barber shop wearing headphones. She tells more ...

  • I'm winning
    A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine, she put more ...

  • Key in the car
    One day there was this blonde that pulled up to a gas more ...

  • Blonde customer
    A window salesman telephoned his blonde customer. "Ms. Brown, our company more ...

  • She was so blonde that...
    She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She more ...

  • She was so blonde that...
    She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. more ...

  • She was so blonde that...
    When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, more ...

  • The wrong way
    A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she`d been driving the wrong more ...

  • A brunette and 10 blondes
    Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from more ...

  • Conversation..
    The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his more ...

  • Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
    A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. more ...

  • Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
    A: "Thanks for the refill!" more ...

  • Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
    A: Data transfer. more ...

  • Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
    A1: There's white-out on the screen. A2: more ...

  • Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
    A: You only have to punch information into a computer more ...

  • Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
    A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! more ...

  • Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
    A: Because it says right on it "good for up more ...

  • Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde
    are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. more ...

  • Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
    A1: "What's a light bulb?" A2: One. more ...

  • Two brunettes and a blonde walk into a magic shop
    They encounter a magic mirror that grants you one wish but if more ...

  • The bet
    A blonde and a redhead are sitting at the bar watching a more ...

  • A blonde goes to the doctor because she has two burnt ears.
    "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well," she said, "this more ...

  • Q: How do you drown a blonde?
    A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. more ...

  • Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
    A: It takes too long to retrain them. more ...

  • Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
    A: There is a stamp on it. more ...

  • Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe to the medicine cabinet?
    A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! more ...

  • Q: Why do blondes smile during a lightning storm?
    A: Because they think they are getting their picture taken! more ...

  • Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
    A: It said "concentrate" more ...

  • Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
    A: She got cold and turned off the fan. more ...

  • Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
    A: They're both empty from the neck up. more ...

  • Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
    A: An interpreter. more ...

  • Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
    A: To see what was on the other side. more ...

  • Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
    A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask more ...

  • Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
    A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. more ...

  • Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
    A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a more ...

  • Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
    A: Change. more ...

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